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“Split Personality Dress/Black/Yellow” Brooch

by David LaPlantz ·

The famous clothing designer, A. DeLucio’s newest fashion line was spearheaded by a new kind of women’s nightwear.

The so-called “Split Personality” wearable utilized two vibrant colors and lotsa sterling silver buttons for eye catching decoration.

DeLucio is also rumored to be working on a similar line of men’s pants that follow the same “Split Personality” theme, but without belt loops and pockets. The ubiquitous zipper or button fly have also been eliminated for security reasons. “What the?”

Sceptics and industry insiders question whether this new design will fly, without the ever present fly…….?

One envious designer was overheard saying, “The form follows the function and function follows the form!”        “Is that correct?”       What would the bauxi think?

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